Root Menu Music is Annoying

There was a 'favourite movies' section on my profile.... but again, I wrote to much to fit. Seriously, Blogger, get your act together. We like to write here....

I love bollywood movies... Something about the excessive smiles, head wobbling and the 'screw in the light bulb with your left hand and pat the air with your right' dancing always awakens happiness from wherever it may lie.

Dhoom 2 is my favourite movie, yes a Bollywood movie following the pursuit of two policemen against a world renowned thief and his gorgeous apprentice. Think James Bond cross with High School Music with a cast of men and women all invoking sexual desires. The tunes are pretty catchy too...

My other favourite movie is Kaboom, an American alternative thriller following the life of a schizophrenic and paranoid bisexual college boy who encounters many confusing moments from paranormal activity to undisclosed sexual fantasies. One finds it hard to watch and distinguish the characteristics of his mind, reality and the effect of illicit drugs.

My favourite TV series would have to be obviously Sex and the City, screw your face up all you want, I know you've flipped to it in ad breaks and ended up watching more than you intended, you can't hide it.

Another is Secret Diary of a Call Girl, which follows the upbeat and somewhat unrealistic yet humorous life of a London prostitute. Warning, after watching it, you WILL consider prostitution as a career move; just promise me you'll stick to ice-cream, tissues, convertibles and clothes you can't afford during your midlife crisis. We all truthfully know it's not filled with kind gentlemen swooning over your sexual experience. That's purely a TV marketing ploy to make it appealing... which works.

And lastly... I can never forget; Spartacus. The Australian TV series full of rich history, amazing fashion, chiselled and sweaty men, sex slaves, power, corruption, beautiful architecture, unrealistic special effects... Oh did I mention the idea of the actors wearing clothes was about as farfetched to the producers as was the fact that all the gladiators would realistically be dead after most of the wounds they ensure?

Seriously watch it, just make sure you are alone as you WILL take your clothes off, sweat profusely and have uncontrollable hormones... Come to think of it... That's probably why its rated R18+.

~ Hollier